City will shut down fountains near Phish concert to keep smelly hippies out of the water

COMMERCE CITY — Commerce City will shut off two water features flanking the municipal center when Phish performs at Dick's Sporting Goods Park over the Labor Day weekend, Mayor Paul Natale said today.
Natale said the move is just a precaution. The city is not worried that Phisheads will use the fountains to bathe or cool off during their three-day stay.
"It's not because we think Phish followers are not the best of people," said Natale. "But we just want to avoid a challenge that may or may not come up. We are more concerned about what may be placed in the fountains."

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